Chris Zelig A Modern Day Quasi Underfunded Myth Buster Recently Proved That Alleged Mile High Club is A Hoax.
TWO People Cannot Make Sweet Love in an Airplane Bathroom. Shockingly 4 Can.
The Wright Brothers dedicated their lives to the invention of air travel. Could it be possible that they invented air travel for the sole reason of allowing humans to have sex in the air? Typical commercial air travel is not comfortable. With very little leg room and limited entertainment one can only read the SkyMall magazine so many times before they simply want to have sex. On an airplane, there is only one place to do it, in a bathroom. The sexual practice of having sex in an airline bathroom is known as the Mile High Club
Three Steps to Modern Aviation Greatness
1. To Prove the Mile High Club false and report home. Prove it Exists by Becoming a Member (go to step 2.)
2. Join the Mile High Threesome Club (tell friends and family, go to step 3.)
3. Train in cotortionism and Join the Mile High Foursome Club . (take a picture so people believe you.)
Why is the Mile High Club a Myth Mr. Chris Zelig. Why so Negative?
Not possible due to space limitations of bathroom.
Causes unrealistic expectations while flying.
The Wright Brothers would be furious. This was not the purpose of modern aviation.
Mile High Findings and Time Line
Hired skinny girls to attempt to fit in bathroom, they could not.
Determines Mile High Club is False.
Space too small, plus too hard to get normal sex as it is, on a plane nearly impossible.
Mile HIGH CLUB PROVEN FALSE
” I found the so called Mile High Club to be a myth. I am not impressed with guys who do it on private jets, or even in First Class. The real challenge is to find a girl with enough low self esteem and insecurity issues that would actually agree to attempt this. The girls with the biggest insecurity issues are the prettiest. So you are meaning to tell me a guy sitting in Coach is going to find a supermodel to do this? First off, guys who fly coach typically have a hard time pulling a supermodel. Needless to say, the difficulty of persuading one to get crammed into a small bathroom, even one with low self esteem. If it has been done before, I would like to meet the guy.”
MILE HIGH UPDATE
TWO PEOPLE MILE HIGH CLUB MYTH. Get 4 PEOPLE INVOLVED TRUE. PROVEN WITH 3 FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND CHRISTOPHER ZELIG.
Christopher Zelig recently attained a new world record in commercial air travel. On December 19th 2012, he is alleged to have had a foursome with none other than 3 flight attendants. When asked about why and how he did it he simply replied, “It seemed like the right thing to do at the time with not much to do.”
Shocking considering he recently ruled the Mile High Club a Myth. When asked, what advise he would tell to other Mile High Club seekers.
“Joining the club is not easy and it is not for everyone. There isn’t an official ruling body. Most so called members do not have evidence. A person alone in the bathroom cannot qualify to be a member of the club. It is actually looked down upon. The club does not have meetings or benefits, however being a member is something very few people will have the courage or resources to do and members should be very proud of themselves and respected.”